CIA agent smuggled onto coal plant
At the world climate conference several participants have shown signs of a severly clouded mind and continued to support fossil fuels. To get a clearer view, CIA agent Itty has sneaked into a Greenpeace protest 150 m above ground, on a coal-fired power plant near the conference venue. No government representatives have joined so far.
Poland currently hosts the world climate conference, whose purpose is to take concrete steps against climate change.
No immediate effects of this conference can be felt on the 150-m high chimney of Konin coal power plant occupied by Greenpeace activists and CIA agent Itty, where it is just as bittingly cold as when the conference started on December 1st.
Also, no grass has yet been found on the chimney. The CIA therefore hopes that the Polish government soon decides give up its plans of using more coal instead of less, so that it’s agent can stop the protest, come down and have a decent meal.
Addendum 4 December 2008: Despite in-depth research with the latest technology gadgets, CIA agent Itty could not find grass on the chimney and has returned to grassy ground-level. She promptly fell ill because of too much coal pollution in the grass.
More information:
in English:
The world is watching
in German
Klimakonferenz-Blog Greenpeace SChweiz
